This is another test of the Emergency Bowden Briadcast Network (KFYN) in which my involuntary subscribers aren't expected to respond which will mean they will be removed from the rolls of KFYN which will delight them immeasurably. You have one entire day (24 hrs from 12:30 PST) after which you will have forever not to respond to spectral solicitations. Go back and read this paragraph again.

Firers, watch your lanes!